So much for going "all night long." According to decades of research, "Real couples are satisfied with making love for between three and 13 minutes – and can find anything over ten minutes tiresome." For all of you easily excitable types out there, two minutes is still too short.
Still, something about this survey and statistic strikes the werewolf as a little off, he just can't put his paw on it. Did it build in differences for young, enthusiastic couples, who still enjoy each other, versus older, jaded couples who resent the hell out of each other? There must be a cultural component too, boring Canadians must be on the lower end of the spectrum, while feisty Latins on the other. Still, the hyperlinked article from the Daily Mail made for an amusing read.
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